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When the target doesn’t recognize satire, it’s even better December 31, 2007

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Last week, Press TV, “the first Iranian international news network, broadcasting in English on a round-the-clock basis,” ran a story about how happy Jews living in Iran are and how recent news reports about mass emigration of Iranian Jews are lies.  The problem is that at least part of that story was plagiarised from The People’s Cube, which is a parody news site.  So Press TV copied a parody, and then presented it as true.  Check out this link to see The People’s Cube’s open letter to the Islamic Republic of Iran, explaining the parody.
One of the problems that countries without a free press run into is that they don’t recognize parody and satire.  This isn’t the first time something like this has happened.  For example, in one famous incident Beijing China’s largest newspaper , the Beijing Evening News, fell victim to a similar mistake.  It copied an article from The Onion which stated that the U.S. Congress was threatening to leave Washington D.C. for Memphis or Charlotte unless Washington built them a new Capitol with a retractable dome.  You can check out a report of this incident here.
However, I have to say that the current situation with Press TV is even better.  When the target of a satire or parody can’t even recognize it as satire or parody, it just makes the original satire even better.

Three principles December 30, 2007

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Recently, I was reading in Ezra.  In Ezra chapter 7, Ezra arrives in Jerusalem to help with the rebuilding of the Temple and re-starting the worship of God there.  Verse 6 describes Ezra as “a scholar well-practiced in the Revelation of Moses that God of Israel had given.”  It was Ezra 7:10 that really struck me.  It says that “Ezra had committed himself to studying the Revelation of God, to living it, and to teaching Israel to live its truth and ways.”
To me, this is a perfect statement of what followers of Christ should be doing.  We should be studying the Revelation of God, which is the Bible.  The more we study it, the more we will really understand who God is and what his will is.  It is one of the primary ways that God talks to us, and we need to hear what he has to say if we want to build a relationship with him. 
But it isn’t enough to just study the Revelation of God.  Like Ezra, we need to be committed to living it.  Too often, what we learn about God becomes head knowledge, but it doesn’t go further than that.  We don’t always put what we have learned into practice in our lives and in the world.  Ezra was committed, not just to knowing the scriptures, but to living them out in everyday life.  We need to do the same.
It doesn’t end there.  We need to do more than just study the Bible and put it into practice.  We need to teach others to do the same.  This fits exactly with the Great Commission of Matthew 28:19, which tells us to “go and make disciples of all nations,” or as the Message version puts it, “Go out and train everyone you meet, far and near, in this way of life.“  Too often, we leave it to others, especially the “professionals,” to train disciples.  But that’s not the way it’s supposed to be.  If we are followers of Christ, then it is our job to train people this way of life.  Sometimes we do that by example, sometimes we do it with words.  But we should always be teaching people how to follow Jesus.
We are rapidly approaching the beginning of a new year, which is a great time to start new things in life.  I encourage you to commit to following the pattern of Ezra in the new year.  Study the Bible.  Put those teaching into practice in your everyday life.  And teach others to do the same.

The teenage brain – a good accelerator, but bad breaks December 28, 2007

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In this article, experts confirm what many of us have known intuitively.  Their research has found that the brain is still developing into a person’s early- to mid-20s.  Even in their late teens, young adults are more impulsive, aggressive, emotionally volatile, likely to take risks, reactive to stress, vulnerable to peer pressure, prone to focus on and overestimate short-term payoffs and underplay longer-term consequences of what they do, and likely to overlook alternative courses of action than adults.  As a result, the teenage brain is like a car with a good accelerator and bad breaks. 
It’s an interesting article.  Well worth the read.

Santa Claus is moving to Central Asia December 28, 2007

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According to this article, Santa Claus is finding a new home in Kyrgyzstan because the predominantly Muslim former Soviet republic is an “ideal delivery hub.” Kyrgyz officials have declared 2008 to be the “Year of Santa” and have named a mountain peak near the capital, Bishkek, after Santa. According to a Swedish consulting company, Santa “can eliminate time-consuming detours and avoid subjecting his reindeer to undue strain” by moving to Krygyzstan.

Confessions December 26, 2007

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This is very interesting.  The page Christians Confess has a rolling headline that reads “Christians have often been self-righteous jerks.  We hope that you will accept our apologies.  We have been wrong and we are sorry.  We recognize that words are sometimes cheap.  Please help us discover how we can do better.”  It then gives Christians the opportunity to submit apologies, and it gives non-Christians the opportunity to submit stories of times that they have struggled with Christians or other feedback.  I think it’s very interesting.  It reminds me of the Confession Booth talked about in Donald Miller’s Blue Like Jazz.  I’d love to hear your thoughts.
Thanks to Chris Salzman of Think Christian for the link.

Merry Christmas December 25, 2007

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Here’s the story that everyone should read on Christmas. It’s the combined accounts of Jesus’s birth from Matthew 1-2 and Luke 2. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!18-19The birth of Jesus took place like this. His mother, Mary, was engaged to be married to Joseph. Before they came to the marriage bed, Joseph discovered she was pregnant. (It was by the Holy Spirit, but he didn’t know that.) Joseph, chagrined but noble, determined to take care of things quietly so Mary would not be disgraced.
20-23While he was trying to figure a way out, he had a dream. God’s angel spoke in the dream: “Joseph, son of David, don’t hesitate to get married. Mary’s pregnancy is Spirit-conceived. God’s Holy Spirit has made her pregnant. She will bring a son to birth, and when she does, you, Joseph, will name him Jesus—’God saves’—because he will save his people from their sins.” This would bring the prophet’s embryonic sermon to full term: Watch for this—a virgin will get pregnant and bear a son; They will name him Immanuel (Hebrew for “God is with us”).
24-25Then Joseph woke up. He did exactly what God’s angel commanded in the dream: He married Mary. But he did not consummate the marriage until she had the baby. He named the baby Jesus.
1-5About that time Caesar Augustus ordered a census to be taken throughout the Empire. This was the first census when Quirinius was governor of Syria. Everyone had to travel to his own ancestral hometown to be accounted for. So Joseph went from the Galilean town of Nazareth up to Bethlehem in Judah, David’s town, for the census. As a descendant of David, he had to go there. He went with Mary, his fiancée, who was pregnant.
6-7While they were there, the time came for her to give birth. She gave birth to a son, her firstborn. She wrapped him in a blanket and laid him in a manger, because there was no room in the hostel.
An Event for Everyone 8-12There were sheepherders camping in the neighborhood. They had set night watches over their sheep. Suddenly, God’s angel stood among them and God’s glory blazed around them. They were terrified. The angel said, “Don’t be afraid. I’m here to announce a great and joyful event that is meant for everybody, worldwide: A Savior has just been born in David’s town, a Savior who is Messiah and Master. This is what you’re to look for: a baby wrapped in a blanket and lying in a manger.”
13-14At once the angel was joined by a huge angelic choir singing God’s praises: Glory to God in the heavenly heights, Peace to all men and women on earth who please him.
15-18As the angel choir withdrew into heaven, the sheepherders talked it over. “Let’s get over to Bethlehem as fast as we can and see for ourselves what God has revealed to us.” They left, running, and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby lying in the manger. Seeing was believing. They told everyone they met what the angels had said about this child. All who heard the sheepherders were impressed.
19-20Mary kept all these things to herself, holding them dear, deep within herself. The sheepherders returned and let loose, glorifying and praising God for everything they had heard and seen. It turned out exactly the way they’d been told!
1-2 After Jesus was born in Bethlehem village, Judah territory— this was during Herod’s kingship—a band of scholars arrived in Jerusalem from the East. They asked around, “Where can we find and pay homage to the newborn King of the Jews? We observed a star in the eastern sky that signaled his birth. We’re on pilgrimage to worship him.”
3-4When word of their inquiry got to Herod, he was terrified—and not Herod alone, but most of Jerusalem as well. Herod lost no time. He gathered all the high priests and religion scholars in the city together and asked, “Where is the Messiah supposed to be born?”
5-6They told him, “Bethlehem, Judah territory. The prophet Micah wrote it plainly: It’s you, Bethlehem, in Judah’s land, no longer bringing up the rear. From you will come the leader who will shepherd-rule my people, my Israel.”
7-8Herod then arranged a secret meeting with the scholars from the East. Pretending to be as devout as they were, he got them to tell him exactly when the birth-announcement star appeared. Then he told them the prophecy about Bethlehem, and said, “Go find this child. Leave no stone unturned. As soon as you find him, send word and I’ll join you at once in your worship.”
9-10Instructed by the king, they set off. Then the star appeared again, the same star they had seen in the eastern skies. It led them on until it hovered over the place of the child. They could hardly contain themselves: They were in the right place! They had arrived at the right time!
11They entered the house and saw the child in the arms of Mary, his mother. Overcome, they kneeled and worshiped him. Then they opened their luggage and presented gifts: gold, frankincense, myrrh.
12In a dream, they were warned not to report back to Herod. So they worked out another route, left the territory without being seen, and returned to their own country.
13After the scholars were gone, God’s angel showed up again in Joseph’s dream and commanded, “Get up. Take the child and his mother and flee to Egypt. Stay until further notice. Herod is on the hunt for this child, and wants to kill him.”
14-15Joseph obeyed. He got up, took the child and his mother under cover of darkness. They were out of town and well on their way by daylight. They lived in Egypt until Herod’s death. This Egyptian exile fulfilled what Hosea had preached: “I called my son out of Egypt.”
16-18Herod, when he realized that the scholars had tricked him, flew into a rage. He commanded the murder of every little boy two years old and under who lived in Bethlehem and its surrounding hills. (He determined that age from information he’d gotten from the scholars.) That’s when Jeremiah’s sermon was fulfilled: A sound was heard in Ramah, weeping and much lament. Rachel weeping for her children, Rachel refusing all solace, Her children gone, dead and buried.
19-20Later, when Herod died, God’s angel appeared in a dream to Joseph in Egypt: “Up, take the child and his mother and return to Israel. All those out to murder the child are dead.”

Your tax money at work December 24, 2007

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NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command is the military organization that has the job of watching for any threat against the United States and Canada that may come from the skies. This includes missiles, jets and spacecraft that are targeted at the North America.At Christmas, NORAD also tracks Santa’s travels around the world. You can see where Santa is right now. The site uses Google maps to show where he is, and puts icons on the places where he has already visited. You can visit links to learn more about the places he has visited, and the site includes some videos of Santa’s journey, such as this one of Santa flying past the Great Wall of China. You can even call (877) Hi-NORAD to personally talk to a Santa tracker.

All this, paid for with your tax money. On the other hand, we can probably come up with many more ridiculous ways that the government spends our money…

Best sermon illustration ever December 22, 2007

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I stumbled across this article this morning. A pastor in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, which is about 20 miles from Cleveland, was preaching about the Parable of the Talents. In the parable, the master, who was leaving on a trip, gave his servants money based on their abilities. Two of the servants were rewarded for going out and using their money to gain more money for the master. The third servant was punished for simply burying his money so that none of it would be lost. One of the principles of the story is that we should use the gifts that God gives us for his benefit.The pastor in Ohio wanted his congregation to live out the parable. So he borrowed $40,000 from some anonymous donors. At the end of the sermon, he gave each adult $50 and each child $10, and told them to go out and use the money to earn more money. In 7 weeks, they would collect the money, and everything about the initial $40,000 would go to missions. If people were uncomfortable with this, they had the option of simply returning the money (with no punishment, like third servant in the parable).

It made people think long and hard about their talents, and what they could do. But people came up with extremely creative ideas. They ranged from a pilot who rented air time and sold rides to people to teenagers who pooled their money and made fleece baby blankets, to a 9-year-old who made origami and sold the pieces from a stand on his street.

At the end of the 7 weeks, the church collected the money. The congregation had raised $38,195 above the original loan. And money is still coming in, because some people extended their projects in order to finish them, and others are still receiving orders for the ideas they came up with. But the church will tell you that it’s not just about the money. This project made people really think about and understand what their talents and interests are and how they can use them for God.

Too often the Bible is nothing more than just words on a page. It is one thing to intellectually understand the principles that a story in the Bible teaches. But the real power of the Bible comes when we actually put those things into practice. Doing that makes a positive change in our world for God.

Christmas Carol Quiz December 21, 2007

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How well do you know your Christmas carols? Check out this Christmas Carol Quiz. Some of them are gimmes, but a handful are pretty tough. I had an 84%. I was thinking I did pretty well until Cheryl came long and got a 96%. Way to go Cheryl. Feel free to post your results.

Christmas is all about the presents December 20, 2007

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I heard someone recently talking about how they feel like we have lost the meaning of Christmas. They said something to the effect of “Christmas isn’t about presents.” That started me thinking. And I have to say that I disagree.In fact, the story of the first Christmas is all about presents. The one most people think about first is the story of the Wise Men. The travelled hundreds or possibly even thousands of miles bring presents to and to worship the one who had been born king of the Jews. This story is often used as the basis for our custom of giving presents for Christmas.

But this isn’t even the most important present at the first Christmas. Jesus himself was a present. John 3:16 tells us that Jesus was a gift given to the people of the world by God because he loved us. It was the greatest gift of all time. God gave the gift not because we deserved it (we don’t) or because we asked for it (we didn’t), but simply because he wanted to. At Christmas, we aren’t having a birthday party for Jesus. We’re celebrating the greatest gift that has ever been given.

If we are celebrating the greatest gift that has ever been given, what better way is there to celebrate than to give presents to the others? When we focus on giving to others, I think we are very close to the true meaning of Christmas because we are emulating what God did. So maybe Christmas really is all about the presents.